i googled my old url (fuckmepikachu) because my friend drew got sourced on buzzfeed and now he’s going to be internet famous, and i was incredibly jealous

i had to take tumblr and twitter out of the search, and then i started getting a few interesting things

NAMELY THIS GEM FROM FANFICTION.COM:

“And that night, I found out that Pikachu was more than just overly horny - He was also very, very energetic.

“Pi … Kaa!”

I was back in my dorm room (the ranger students all lived at the school these days,) and Pikachu was showing me just how good of a partner he would be. I was lying on the large, soft bed, totally nude and flat on my back, with the yellow Pokemon standing between my spread legs. For a Pikachu, he was actually a decent size - Back home, I had a sister with a Raichu, so I knew full well what to expect - and his speed was incredible. His entire body almost looked like a yellow blur from how fast he was going, and the short moans of his name were more arousing than cute at this point.

“Fuck me, Pikachu! Fuck me!” I moaned, loving the speed of the Pokemon’s thrusting in and out of me.”

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i don’t know what to say